Joe had one too many drinks one night and staggers out of the bar toward the bus stop.
Eventually, a bus turns up and he gets on, grinning as he finally flops down into a seat next to a rather prim and proper looking old lady. The lady leans over and says, "I've got news for you, you drunken swine! You're going straight to hell."
Joe sits upright in his seat and shouts out, "Hey, I'm on the wrong bus!"
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