A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by a police.
"What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" asks the cop.
"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."
"Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see you do it." The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his wife, "I'm glad I quit drinking! Look at the test they are giving now."
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Joke # 30 - Driver's Ed Crash Course
As an instructor in driver education at Unionville-Sebawaing Area High School in Michigan, I've learned that even the brightest students can become flustered behind the wheel.
One day, I had three beginners in the car, each scheduled to drive 30 minutes. When the first student had completed his time, I asked him to change places with one of the others. Gripping the wheel tightly and staring straight ahead, he asked in a shaky voice, "Should I stop the car first?"
One day, I had three beginners in the car, each scheduled to drive 30 minutes. When the first student had completed his time, I asked him to change places with one of the others. Gripping the wheel tightly and staring straight ahead, he asked in a shaky voice, "Should I stop the car first?"
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