Showing posts with label Teenagers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Teenagers. Show all posts

Joke # 137 - Clever Dog Names

A woman was walking her two dogs. As she passed a couple of teenagers, they commented on the size of the dogs, and what breed they were. Finally they asked the dogs names.

"This is Rolex and this is Timex", she replied.

They started laughing and said those are weird names for dogs.

She replied, "Not really ... they're watch dogs."

Joke # 30 - Driver's Ed Crash Course

As an instructor in driver education at Unionville-Sebawaing Area High School in Michigan, I've learned that even the brightest students can become flustered behind the wheel.

One day, I had three beginners in the car, each scheduled to drive 30 minutes. When the first student had completed his time, I asked him to change places with one of the others. Gripping the wheel tightly and staring straight ahead, he asked in a shaky voice, "Should I stop the car first?"