A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea, "Why don't you send her flowers, an on the card invite her to your apartment for a home-cooked meal?" He thought this was a great strategy, and arranged a date for a week later. His mother called the day after the big date to see how things had gone.
"The evening was a disaster," he moaned.
"Why, didn't she come over?" asked his mother.
"Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook ..."
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Joke # 114 - Female Brain Cells
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell, which by mistake happened to end up in a man's head.
She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried but no answer. "Is there someone there?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE THERE?"
Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away ...
"We're down here!"
She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried but no answer. "Is there someone there?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE THERE?"
Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away ...
"We're down here!"
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