Joke # 160 - Woman of His Dreams

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea, "Why don't you send her flowers, an on the card invite her to your apartment for a home-cooked meal?" He thought this was a great strategy, and arranged a date for a week later. His mother called the day after the big date to see how things had gone.

"The evening was a disaster," he moaned.

"Why, didn't she come over?" asked his mother.

"Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook ..."

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