This fellow had owned his large farm for several years. He had a large pond in his back yard, had it fixed up nice, picnic tables, horse shoe courts, basketball courts, etc.
The pond was fixed for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while and look it over.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man replied, "I didn't come down to watch you ladies swim, I only came to feed my alligators."
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Joke # 69 - The City Slicker
The city-slicker decided to go to a dude ranch to ride his first horse.
As the instructor was going over everything, the city-slicker asked how much it would cost to ride. "Fifty dollars for the first hour", was the instructor's reply.
The city-slicker exclaimed, "You must be putting me on!"
"No," said the instructor, "That would be another twenty-five dollars."
As the instructor was going over everything, the city-slicker asked how much it would cost to ride. "Fifty dollars for the first hour", was the instructor's reply.
The city-slicker exclaimed, "You must be putting me on!"
"No," said the instructor, "That would be another twenty-five dollars."
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