A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude."
The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him."
"Hi George, Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"
The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group was silent for a moment.
The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why can't these guys just play at night?"
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Joke # 128 - Golf Goof
One day a man and his wife were playing golf at their home course. On a certain par four, the man tees it up and hits a big slice into the woods.
They find his ball directly behind one of the greens keeper's buildings where equipment is stored, so that he can't play toward the green at all.
"Damn!" the man says, "I'll have to play sideways to get back on the fairway. I'll make five at best."
But his wife, who had been looking things over, said, "Look, this shed has double doors at both ends. If we open them up, you can hit a low shot right through the building toward the green."
The man congratulated his wife on her cleverness and they set up for the shot. But the ball hit the top of the far door frame and came whistling back, striking his wife in the temple and killing her dead on the spot.
A year or so later, the same man playing the same par 4 hit the tee shot in almost exactly the same spot as before, right before the building.
As he is cursing his luck and preparing to swing, one of his playing partners says, "Wait, look we can open these double doors and ... "
"No way," the man says, cutting him off. "I was here last year and tried that shot and ended up making a six."
They find his ball directly behind one of the greens keeper's buildings where equipment is stored, so that he can't play toward the green at all.
"Damn!" the man says, "I'll have to play sideways to get back on the fairway. I'll make five at best."
But his wife, who had been looking things over, said, "Look, this shed has double doors at both ends. If we open them up, you can hit a low shot right through the building toward the green."
The man congratulated his wife on her cleverness and they set up for the shot. But the ball hit the top of the far door frame and came whistling back, striking his wife in the temple and killing her dead on the spot.
A year or so later, the same man playing the same par 4 hit the tee shot in almost exactly the same spot as before, right before the building.
As he is cursing his luck and preparing to swing, one of his playing partners says, "Wait, look we can open these double doors and ... "
"No way," the man says, cutting him off. "I was here last year and tried that shot and ended up making a six."
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