A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy his wife a new car. She curtly declines his offer by saying, "That's not quite what I had in mind."
Frantically, he offers her a new house. Again she rejects the offer, "That's not quite what I had in mind."
Curious, he asks, "What did you have in mind?" She retorts, "I'd like a divorce."
He answers, "I hadn't planned on spending quite that much."
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