There was a man walking down the sidewalk when he was approached by a homeless man. The homeless man asked if the man had a couple of dollars that he could spare.
The man said, "yes I think I have a couple of dollars to spare but I am afraid that you would spend it on Budweiser."
The homeless man said, "No sir! I have given up drinking."
The man thinks about it for a moment, "I am afraid that if I give you the money that you would spend it on gambling."
The homeless man says, "No, I do not gamble. I have to save my money in order to survive."
The man thinks about this for a minute and then says, "Well, I would give you the money but I am afraid that you would spend it on golf fees."
The homeless man said, "No sir. I would not do that. I have not played golf in over 20 years."
The man thinks again and tells the homeless man that he is not going to give him the money. Instead, he is going to take him to his house and have his wife fix him a nice home cooked meal and relax.
The homeless man thinks about this for a moment and then asks if his wife would get upset since he is dirty and unkempt. The man thinks and says to the homeless man, "No, I just want my wife to see what a man who has given up drinking, gambling and golf looks like."
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