A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."
The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff."
Twenty then asked the one dollar bill, "How are you?"
The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff. Church, grocery store, church, grocery store, church ..."
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