A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were stranded on an island populated by people who'd been stranded there for years, and resulted to cannibalism.
The chief, being a fair guy, told the three of them, "We're going to eat you and make a canoe out of your skin to get the hell out of here. But, we'll let you decide how you die."
The Frenchman stood and said, "I vant ze sword!" So he was run through.
The Englishman stood up and said, "I say, I believe I shall jolly well take the pistol." So he was shot in the head.
The New Yorker just sat there and said, "Yeah, I want a fork."
Confused, but agreeing nonetheless, he was given a fork. Quickly going to action, the New Yorker started furiously stabbing himself everywhere, neck, arms, everywhere.
Startled that anyone would want to die like this, the chief yelled out, "What's the matter with you?"
As he died, the New Yorker said, "Good luck with your canoe!"
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