Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day.
One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?"
"I don't know," responded the other. "I will ask him."
So he climbed out of his hole and went to the boss.
The boss said, "Well, I will show you. I will put my hand on this tree and I want to hit it with your fist as hard as you can."
The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss's hand.
The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree.
The boss said, "That is intelligence!"
The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" He said we are down here because of intelligence.
"What is intelligence?" asked the friend.
The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take that shovel and hit my hand."
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