Joke # 139 - Married

Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the coffee table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who's lack of IQ was common knowledge.

He turned to his wife, Esther, with a look of question on his face.

"Oye, I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."

His wife replies, "Why, thank you dear!"

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