A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results.
'I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says, "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man, "How long do I have?"
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?"
Doctor looks at his watch and says, "Nine ... eight ..."
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