Joke # 157 - Filler Up

One day I was at the gas station pumping gas and the lady next to me was smoking a cigarette while she pumped her gas.

I told her that was dangerous and her reply was, "Don't worry I do all this time."

While putting the nozzle back, some of the gas spilled on her arm and all of the sudden her arm caught on fire. She spotted a policeman across the street and ran over there waving her arm. The police officer pulled out his gun and shot her.

When I asked the policeman why he did such a thing, he replied, "She was waving a firearm at me."

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