While making the rounds, Dr. Owens points out an X-Ray to a group of medical students.
"As you can see," he says, "the patient's limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched. Phil Parker, what would you do in a case like this?"
He pondered for a second and answered, "I guess I'd limp, too."
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Joke # 20 - A Bundle of Energy?
Helen and Amanda were discussing their busy schedules.
Helen said, "Amanda, I must ask you something. Every day I feel incredibly run down and tired. And yet, I see you looking as fresh as a rose. I have to know: what's your secret?"
"My secret? Every morning, without fail, I wake up at six o'clock sharp."
"You wake up at six o'clock."
"Yes, and then I look at the clock, see what time it is, and go back to sleep for another four hours."
Helen said, "Amanda, I must ask you something. Every day I feel incredibly run down and tired. And yet, I see you looking as fresh as a rose. I have to know: what's your secret?"
"My secret? Every morning, without fail, I wake up at six o'clock sharp."
"You wake up at six o'clock."
"Yes, and then I look at the clock, see what time it is, and go back to sleep for another four hours."
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