A couple of opposing candidates for county offices happened to be sitting next to each other in the local diner. One turned to the other and said, "You know why I'm going to win this election? Because of my personal touch. For example, I always tip waitresses really well and then ask them to vote for me."
"Oh, really?" replied the other, "I always tip them a nickel and ask them to vote for you."
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Joke # 17 - Picking Up the Bill
Clinton is in the supermarket picking up some things for the house when a stock boy accidentally knocks into him.
"Pardon me", the stock boy says.
"Sure," Clinton replies, "but it'll cost you."
"Pardon me", the stock boy says.
"Sure," Clinton replies, "but it'll cost you."
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