Joke # 169 - Bear Facts

Tom and Bob are taking in the beauty of Yellowstone when suddenly they spot a grizzly bear only a hundred yards away. "Stand still," Bob told Tom, "he might see us."

The grizzly stood up, sniffed the air and charged at them.

"Okay, it's time to run," said Bob in a calm voice.

"Why aren't you scared to death?" puffed Tom as he ran and tried to keep up with Bob. "The ranger said that these bears can run 40 miles per hour. We'll never outrun him."

"That's just it Tom," Bob yelled over his shoulder. "I don't have to outrun him. I only have to outrun YOU."

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