Joke # 170 - Newly Married

The newly married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in a flood of tears.

"Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asks.

"Sweetheart," she sobs, "the most terrible thing happened! I cooked my first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out of the oven to season it, and the phone rang. When I came back from answering the phone," she sobbed again, "I found the cat had eaten it!"

"Don't worry, darling." said her husband.

"Don't cry. We can always get a new cat."

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